2 Year Old Perspective

• Let's see what the new baby does when I jab my finger in her eye. (I wonder if they new baby would like to have a raisin like me)
• How would this pasta taste if I completely dunk it in my milk.
• These postage stamps make really neat stickers
• I think the baby is hungry. Maybe she'd like a piece of celery. (Or raisin)
• I bet chocolate handprints would improve the look of this couch.
• It is impossible for me to keep my shoes on if I am in my car seat.
• I need to be at the top of the highest appliance in the house.
• Every object in this house needs my signature on it in permanent marker.
• Diaper wipes look so lonely in the box. I should take them all out so they can play.
• I wonder if this green marker is as healthy as green vegetables.
• Mom's hair stuff smells good. I should rub it all over my body.
• Jumping from the couch to the coffee table needs to be an Olympic event.
• Sleep is for sissies!
• My goal in life is to take everything within my reach and put it where it doesn't belong.

Adapted from Mom..and Loving It! by hilliard and autry